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Hello and welcome!
The rules here are simple – ask a silly question, get a plausible-sounding answer.
We deal with all the Ws: who, what, where, when, why, and WTF? If there’s anything daft you’ve ever wondered or anything you were too embarrassed to ask – here is the place!
Post your question in the comments below and vote up the ones you’d like to see answered. You’ve also got the option to tweet your message @DaniBiscuit, or nip over to our Facebook page and poke there. We’re always in need of more questions so please like and share with your weirdest friends!
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Rob
March 17, 2012 at 11:56 am
Hello.
I think my stuffed Bear is actually an evil genius trying to take over the world.
How can I be sure of this?
Regards,
A concerned Rob
DaniBiscuit
August 4, 2012 at 8:43 pm
http://wp.me/p2c3o1-4D
Luci Lumb
April 25, 2012 at 7:35 am
Why does it always rain on me? When I’m at work the weather is glorious but on my day off it pours?
DaniBiscuit
August 4, 2012 at 8:44 pm
http://wp.me/p2c3o1-5A
Luci Lumb
May 14, 2012 at 10:29 pm
Have Cats taken over the world… but we just don’t know it yet?
DaniBiscuit
August 5, 2012 at 9:09 am
http://wp.me/p2c3o1-79
Rob-a-bob
September 22, 2012 at 1:10 pm
Hello there!
I wish to become a 90’s style American high school kid. How can I achieve this?
DaniBiscuit
October 7, 2012 at 9:34 am
http://wp.me/p2c3o1-az
DonTabouli
September 24, 2012 at 2:06 am
When will smoking become good for you again? Will I live to see it?
DaniBiscuit
October 14, 2012 at 11:46 am
http://wp.me/p2c3o1-aE
Rob-a-bob
October 17, 2012 at 6:04 am
Hello Miss. Biscuit.
I have a question.
After watching the Documentary ‘Looper’ at the cinema recently it got me thinking…
When time travel is invented, if I was to transport myself 5 minutes back in time I would meet myself from 5 minutes ago. So there are now 2 Robs. If the Rob from 5 minutes ago waited for 5 minutes like before, then transported himself back in time 5 minutes… There would now be 3 Robs.
So using this time cycle is it possible to create an whole army of 1000’s of Robs which I could use to take over the world (insert evil laugh repeated many 1000’s of times)
Either that or get them to do my mundane chores and go to work for me
DaniBiscuit
November 4, 2012 at 5:50 pm
http://wp.me/p2c3o1-cg
Sam
December 1, 2012 at 9:22 pm
Why does tea stain metal? (E.g if you drink tea from a metal-lined thermos or pour tea down a metal sink, do that enough and you get tea stains.)
DaniBiscuit
December 8, 2012 at 9:24 pm
http://wp.me/p2c3o1-eC
Also, in case HAMSTERS are relevant to your interests: http://wp.me/p2c3o1-4U
David
December 1, 2012 at 11:17 pm
How do you make transparent ice? I’ve tried filtered and boiled water in my freezer, but it always comes out cloudy. Icicles always seem to be transparent, and if you buy ice it seems to be so too,
Also, a friend told me that just boiled water would freeze quicker than water just from the tap if put in identical glasses in the freezer at the same time. I tried this and it appeared to be true. Was this just a fluke, or is there something in this? seems quite odd.
Thanks for your attention.
DaniBiscuit
December 15, 2012 at 12:29 pm
http://wp.me/p2c3o1-eM
Sam
December 1, 2012 at 11:48 pm
I once read that if you put a few drops of food colouring in milk it sinks to the bottom and stays there until the milk is moved (then it spreads through the milk to make it another colour). Its never worked for me, is that because it was false or is there a way to make it work?
DaniBiscuit
January 27, 2013 at 12:03 pm
http://wp.me/p2c3o1-eO
Peter
December 1, 2012 at 11:54 pm
Why, when our nose is irritated, do we sneeze through our mouth instead?
DaniBiscuit
January 6, 2013 at 12:14 pm
http://wp.me/p2c3o1-eQ
Sam
December 2, 2012 at 12:09 am
In the Animaniacs, the song “Hello Nurse” tells us that Wakko “is only seven”, but the internet claims the writers said he wasn’t really seven when he sung the song. So how old is/was he?
DaniBiscuit
December 22, 2012 at 12:56 pm
http://wp.me/p2c3o1-eS
Rob
February 16, 2013 at 5:42 pm
Hello!
If I was to stand in the same point for an entire year, would the sun move across every point in the sky whilst stood there?