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How Do I Make Sure Next Year Is Better Than the Last One?

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

If the last 365 days were good for you – well done!  Keep up the good work.

If not, here are a few tips that may help you get back on track for the next revolution around the Sun.  You probably won’t like them, but they are the reason you’re here.  Read the rest of this entry »

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Posted by on December 31, 2013 in How?, TL;DR

 

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Why the US Government Shutdown Could Cause the Zombie Apocalypse

Land of the Z, Home of the Brains

Z-Planning has always been a source of amusement to our governments.  They claim to take it as a bit of a joke, or issue tongue-in-cheek blogs on how to stay safe during the Zombie Apocalypse.  In all seriousness, though, the American government has many layers of protection that would usually ensure we remain zombie free.

Thanks to the government shutdown, these layers of protection are rapidly eroding. Read the rest of this entry »

 
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Posted by on October 2, 2013 in How?, Why?

 

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It’s MCM Time Again

DaniBiscuit

Guess who’s back
Back again
Biscuit’s back at
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Posted by on May 25, 2013 in Silly

 

Why do judges wear wigs?

Lord Itchy

Traditional legal garb has been an iconic part of the law for centuries.  It may seem these days that Judges and barristers look ridiculously outdated in their long gowns and curled wigs.  This began long ago, due to nits.

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Posted by on May 11, 2013 in Why?

 

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Why do random socks go missing?

It doesn’t matter how careful you are to always keep your socks together in pairs – inevitably you will find yourself hanging up the washing one day, get to the bottom of the basket, and be left with odd socks whose match cannot be found.

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Posted by on March 24, 2013 in Silly, Why?

 

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Is it true that eating ants is good for you?

No horsing around.

Yes, it’s definitely true.  Especially with bacon. Read the rest of this entry »

 
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Posted by on February 9, 2013 in What?

 

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Cast Nose Shadow – Voldemort (Oasis – Cast No Shadow song parody)

Click me to follow along with the real song.

Here’s a thought for everyone who tries to learn to be
An immortal man (an immortal man)
He drinks the blood of unicorns, extending life
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Posted by on February 1, 2013 in Song Parody

 

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