If frogs could talk, they would be far more concerned with revenge against French chefs than the economy. That said, the arms race and resulting war would probably provide a sweet economic boom.
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How can I shaft O2 and get them to give me a better deal on the iPhone?
You will need:
An inferior touchscreen phone,
Some tinfoil and polystyrene,
A soldering iron,
An empty iPhone box and
Imitation O2 contract paperwork.
Jimmy the phone until it looks like an iPhone. Download a photo of the iPhone home screen and use this as the background wallpaper. March into the O2 store and make it very clear from your manner that you are rich and irritated. Complain that this is the seventh time your iPhone has needed repair and you are very unhappy with the quality! Tell them that you considered litigation for breach of contract since they have failed to provide you with the suitable working equipment you paid for. However, you are prepared to resolve the situation calmly if they will simply sell you a second contract on the newer iPhone 3GS at a cheaper rate.
Why do white crayons exist?
Crayola did try to remove the white crayons from their range, realising that they mostly ended up wasted (or eaten by the stupid kids). However, Crayola were then sued for racism and had to reinstate them.
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