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Why do people like ‘Jordan’ (Katie Price)?

14 Mar

Because Jordan’s breasts have such dense gravitational forces of their own, people who spend too much time watching her end up developing black holes within their skulls. All brain cells are then pulled in, crushed and destroyed at the singularity.

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Posted by on March 14, 2010 in Silly, Why?

 

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