Me in the gate glow, Mission:Science is go
Sam looking bored and Teal’c even more so
Wave your hands for the Stargate Command
Can I kick it
(Yes you can)

I got
(Point)
You got
(Flank)
We got everybody
I’ve got the zat
Gonna stick it in the goa’uld
It’s time to hit the Stargate

Abydos back in business
And we brought a linguist, archaeologist man
Daniel’s über-geeky
SGC can you hear me? Need permission to land

I don’t want a rock, DJ
‘Cause you’re making me feel so bored
When’s it gonna stop, DJ
‘Cause you’re driving me up the wall

Forest planet’s all wet, are we nearly there yet
Found no life, no fun here I’ll bet
If natives cause a squabble, Daniel’s out of sight
But when it’s rocks we find, he’s out here all
(Night)

If you don’t need guns then you’ve got the wrong man
It’s not the mission for me
If you can’t see a Goa’uld or a hostile land
It’s not the mission for me

We don’t all need to be here, why can’t Daniel just stay here?
We’ll head back to command
Hammond do you hear me?
SGC can you feel me? Need away from this man

I don’t want a rock, DJ
‘Cause you’re making me feel so bored
When’s it gonna stop, DJ
‘Cause you’re driving me up the wall

I don’t want a rock, DJ
‘Cause you’re making me feel so bored
When’s it gonna stop, DJ
‘Cause you’re driving me up the wall

Missions ain’t easy
Most planets we see, just want us to die
Missions ain’t easy
So if we’re chillin’ here, it’s alright

Come on!

I don’t want a rock, DJ
‘Cause you’re making me feel so bored
When’s it gonna stop, DJ
‘Cause you’re driving me up the wall