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If walls could talk, what would they say?

Walls are widely attributed with having ears, and being able to talk.  But who ever said they had eyes?

Being a wall must be hard, if you’ll forgive the pun.  Hearing things but not necessarily being able to understand them; being bumped, leaned on, and even drilled into sometimes; having your backside in a snowdrift and a burning hot radiator on your front.  I’d imagine it’s enough to drive one a little potty and wouldn’t be surprised if most were suffering serious paranoia issues. Read the rest of this entry »

 
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Posted by on March 18, 2010 in Silly, What?

 

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What sports are whales good at?

Squash.

Well, we know that sperm whales are bad at parachuting.  A pot of petunias is not an appropriate failsafe by any means.  But although extreme sports may not be their forté, whales have exceptional talent when it comes to scavenger hunts.  When you see a pod of whales, all swimming and jumping together, calling out and singing, you know what that means… New hunt list.
“Right, guys, where are we going to find a blue sea urchin?  I’ll take the Channel, you check out the Irish Sea.  We’ll meet in the Mediterranean for the scuba goggles next.”
The sonar sure does come in handy.
 
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Posted by on March 18, 2010 in Silly, What?

 

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Why do people like ‘Jordan’ (Katie Price)?

Because Jordan’s breasts have such dense gravitational forces of their own, people who spend too much time watching her end up developing black holes within their skulls. All brain cells are then pulled in, crushed and destroyed at the singularity.

 
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Posted by on March 14, 2010 in Silly, Why?

 

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If frogs could talk, how would this affect the economic situation we are currently in?

If frogs could talk, they would be far more concerned with revenge against French chefs than the economy. That said, the arms race and resulting war would probably provide a sweet economic boom.

 
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Posted by on March 14, 2010 in How?, Silly

 

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