God said, “Let there be light.” He proceeded to create the Earth, the land and seas, plants, trees, and some damn beautiful scenery. (Of course He had a few naps in between.)
And then God said, “Let there be dinosaurs. One week is a harsh schedule and I deserve a break to play with them before Lucifer’s sudden yet inevitable betrayal. Besides, it’ll really screw with the Young Earth Creationists.”
So God was a few billion years late with Adam and Eve, but He thought Read the rest of this entry »
