
Squash.

Squash.

Because Jordan’s breasts have such dense gravitational forces of their own, people who spend too much time watching her end up developing black holes within their skulls. All brain cells are then pulled in, crushed and destroyed at the singularity.

If frogs could talk, they would be far more concerned with revenge against French chefs than the economy. That said, the arms race and resulting war would probably provide a sweet economic boom.


Crayola did try to remove the white crayons from their range, realising that they mostly ended up wasted (or eaten by the stupid kids). However, Crayola were then sued for racism and had to reinstate them.