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I woke you up with a thud,
Turned all the turrets to duds,
Trapped GLaDOS into a spud,
And now you’re in my way

Now I’ve got science to do,
It’s like a dream that came true,
I wasn’t looking to test you,
But you’re in my way

Test chamber’s open,
Trapped here, tapes are rollin’
Cubes out, lasers glowin’
Where you think you’re going, baby?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here’s some portals,
So testing, maybe?

And I’ll be looking right
At you baby
Now here’s some faith-plates,
So testing, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here’s some turrets,
So testing, maybe?

I’ve got an itch to scratch,
And testing saves me,
So here’s some chambers,
Just call me Wheatley

You’re just so tiny and small,
You didn’t die from the fall,
But I’m in charge of it all
And still you’re in my way

Aperture Science is done,
I say how this place is run,
Who knew that tests were so fun?
Now I’ll do this my way

Test chamber’s open,
Trapped here, tapes are rollin’
Cubes out, lasers glowin’
Where you think you’re going, baby?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here’s some portals,
So testing, maybe?

And I’ll be looking right
At you baby
Now here’s some faith-plates,
So testing, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here’s some turrets,
So testing, maybe?

I’ve got an itch to scratch,
And testing saves me,
So here’s some chambers,
Just call me Wheatley

Before you came into my life, I didn’t know that
Testing was so rad
Testing is so so rad

Before you came into my life, I didn’t know that
And you should know that
You’ve years of this ahead

And I’ll be looking right
At you baby
Now here’s some portals,
So testing, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here’s some lasers,
So testing, maybe?

I’ve got an itch to scratch,
And testing saves me,
So here’s some chambers,
Just call me Wheatley

Before you came into my life, I didn’t know that
Testing was so rad
Testing is so so rad

Before you came into my life, I didn’t know that
And you should know that
We’re testing baby