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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Drinking Game

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Drinking Game

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Posted by on December 21, 2012 in TL;DR


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Katy Perry Killed An Orc (And She Liked It)

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I Killed An Orc (and I liked it)

This was never the Dark Lord’s land. Stopped your invasion
You got so brave, sword in hand, just one more minion
It’s what I like to do; just us and Aragorn
I’m counting dead orcs to reach a million

I killed an orc and I liked it, Read the rest of this entry »

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Posted by on April 7, 2012 in Song Parody


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Why was Gandalf in Lord of the Rings yet not in Star Wars?

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A very good question, considering that Gandalf is not only a very powerful force on planetary scale, but also immortal.

However, it is the source of his immortality that unlocks this particular riddle.

Gandalf, as all the wizards, is a kind of demi-god sent to counter Sauron and  Read the rest of this entry »

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Posted by on April 3, 2010 in Silly, Why?


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