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I Killed An Orc (and I liked it)

This was never the Dark Lord’s land. Stopped your invasion
You got so brave, sword in hand, just one more minion
It’s what I like to do; just us and Aragorn
I’m counting dead orcs to reach a million

[Chorus:]
I killed an orc and I liked it,
the smell of Mount Doom and tar pits
I killed an orc just to try it,
I hope Legolas don’t mind it.
Your army’s strong,
But we’ll still fight,
Helm’s Deep ain’t falling tonight.
I killed an orc and I liked it (I liked it).

Now Sauron’s got another game, he’s after Gondor.
But reinforcements raised today, by heir of Isildur.
Ghost army will kill you, just want to clear their names.
Sod off back to Mount Doom, orcs will be slain.

[Chorus:]
I killed an orc and I liked it,
the smell of Mount Doom and tar pits
I killed an orc just to try it,
I hope Legolas don’t mind it.
Your army’s strong,
But we’ll still fight,
Gondor ain’t falling tonight.
I killed an orc and I liked it (I liked it).

You orcs you are so killable,
Bad teeth, repugnant animals.
Hard to resist, so stab-able.
Too good to deny it.
Ain’t no big deal, there’s plenty left.

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