Category Archives: Why?
Why do I sometimes see psychedelic patterns swirling about under my eyelids?
My cat is obsessed with boxes and carrier bags. Why?!

You are not alone in this. It is natural cat behaviour to be nosey at, peruse, sit in, tail chase, or rub noses with any box, bag or other receptacle left within paw reach.
They do this because even the most seemingly sensible and intelligent cat will think there’s something to chase. In a big cardboard box they will poke at the corners or chase their tail. In a smaller bag they will sit and await the return of the beastie that lives there. It’s an unshakeable conviction that somewhere in the vicinity of this bag is prey. And the root of this conviction? Hallucinogenics.
Why are wisdom teeth called wisdom teeth?

Wisdom teeth are the only human teeth to develop entirely after birth. They simply aren’t there when you’re a child, and next thing you know, BAM! You’ve got toothache. Read the rest of this entry »
Why isn’t there mouse-flavoured cat food?

There is! A very small firm in America sells this delicacy. However, it comes at a high price.
An attempt was made by Whiskas to breed mice specifically for cat food, much like they are bred for snake consumption. Their product line failed to take off, however, because cats wouldn’t eat the stuff. Have you noticed that whenever a cat hunts a mouse, it hardly ever eats much of the kill? It will bring the body to you for inspection and approval, but nine times out of ten you’ll be left with a small, furry corpse. Read the rest of this entry »
Steve Jobs sucks goats. Why the Hell is this site made on a Mac?
Why don’t you ever see white dog poo any more like you did years ago?

Over the last couple of decades, the world has seen a lot of changes. There is a plethora of advanced technology, new farming techniques, and different methods of food preparation. We’ve also seen the advent of new diseases sweeping the country and even the world. All of these changes filter down to our little doggy friends. Read the rest of this entry »
Why do people like ‘Jordan’ (Katie Price)?

Because Jordan’s breasts have such dense gravitational forces of their own, people who spend too much time watching her end up developing black holes within their skulls. All brain cells are then pulled in, crushed and destroyed at the singularity.
Why do white crayons exist?

Crayola did try to remove the white crayons from their range, realising that they mostly ended up wasted (or eaten by the stupid kids). However, Crayola were then sued for racism and had to reinstate them.


